Enchanted Pugs Royal Court
picking my fabulous new car up on thursday omg its going to have that sexy new car smell *~8*~*~**8888
if i had my own country and could make up all my own laws i’d make it legal for me to have like 7 husbands
on a happier note put a deposit down today for a brand spankin new car fresh out da warehouse woop woop
And people bitch about me for not knowing how to write.
i read this and i got like mixed up 8 of them up and i know english
apparently i can’t speak or read english
im pretty sure ‘number’ isn’t a word youd say more numb
i wish there was some kind of thing that could just make u like erase memories completely like i don’t want to just stop feeling stuff for my ex i actually want to forget even exists and then make it so that we never cross paths ever ever again
me complaining about being sad about my ex and other personal stuff which i hope nobody i know will read but thats ok because i only have a v small handful of people i know irl following me but yeah
on a happier note in work tonight a boy set a girls hair on fire and apologised by saying ‘sorry fatty’ unfortunately i wasn’t there to wittness this event but it sounded like the funniest thing ever
